Kevin Randleman's Urine Issue
Wow, I don't even have to make anything up for this one:
"If it does indeed turn out that the urine sample provided by Randleman did not contain any human hormones, that would mean that it was urine from a dead human or urine from a non-human."Holy shit people ... what kind of retarded three stooges scenario would have ended up with either of these as being the case? I can see like "Oops, this is white dude pee" or "Oops, this pee is 2 days old". But getting urine from an animal? I'm going to rule out the whole 'dead human' option, because what ... the ... fuck. Is this even a realistic possibility? Is there a trade in dead people urine or something?
Anyways, read it yourselves. My mind is officially blown.
RANDLEMAN CHARGED WITH FAKING URINE TEST